I may have finished a fanfic today. It is exam week. Can anyone give me reasons not to start another?
Also I feel like that one character who says, “Another!” That character is probably Thor.
The victory you feel when you cut something that was nearly 700 words down to 508 words and only have 8 more words to go…
i have a lot of secret hermione headcanons like. she was insufferable at muggle school as well and generally not well liked. she was the girl whose parents were both dentists and she read too many books and tried to talk to people in her class about them but they generally thought…
Most people when they get a page/word limit: Great. I can BS that much. probably.
Me: Wait. That is all? What about all my other words?
Six months ago, I made this sketch for the owners of Literati Bookstore. You may notice some historical inaccuracies. At that time, Fourth Street was all sorts of torn up and the storefront sign existed only in my imagination. Now, the streets are smooth and the sign is up! Check it out here—or by stopping by 124 E. Washington and buying a book from these fine folks.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
when you realize that there’s a spider in the shower with you.